When you’re glazing the donut with your chosen partner in crime, a little love-making music goes a long way. Spotify is riddled with playlists, songs, and whole artists dedicated to the crafting of perfect tunes to lay pipe amongst.
So what Spotify did to celebrate Valentine’s Day was scrub that data, bringing us some meaningful ‘best-of’ lists related to love, lust and most importantly, the no-pants dance. But for Aussies, there’s one track that feels a little out of place.
What’s the best ever song to stuff the muffin to? According to Spotify, Australians can’t get enough of the Star Wars Cantina theme.
Yeah, we’re talking about the do di do di do di do track that’s been broadcasting from Star Wars bar sets since it’s introduction in A New Hope.
There’s two options here – either thousands of Aussies are actually bumping uglies to the Cantina Band or this is the symptom of some mass data fraud. Either option is terrifying.
Catch the full list by Spotify below:
Top Valentine’s Day Songs in Australia
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
All of Me – John Legend
Stay With Me – Sam Smith
I’m Yours – Jason Mraz
Can’t Help Falling in Love – Elvis Presley
Love Me Like You Do (from Fifty Shades Of Grey) – Ellie Goulding
Kiss From A Rose – Seal
She Will Be Loved – Maroon 5
Crazy In Love – Beyoncé
Your Song – Elton John
Top Love Songs in Australia
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye
Fake Love – Drake
Let Me Love You – DJ Snake
Say You Won’t Let Go – James Arthur
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Love Yourself – Justin Bieber
i hate u, i love u – Gnash feat. Olivia O’brien
All of Me – John Legend
Love Me Now – John Legend
In the Name of Love – Martin Garrix
Top Love Artists in Australia
Justin Bieber
Ed Sheeran
Rihanna
Drake
DJ Snake
Adele
Whitney Houston
John Legend
Beyoncé
Little Mix
Top Sex Songs In Australia
Cantina Band (from the Star Wars: A New Hope Soundtrack) – John Williams
Birthday Sex – Jeremih
Sex (Cheat Codes x Kris Kross Amsterdam) – Cheat Codes
Sex With Me – Bonus Track – Rihanna
Pony – Ginuwine
Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon
Often – The Weeknd
Earned It (from the Fifty Shades Of Grey Soundtrack) – The Weeknd
Thinkin Bout You – Frank Ocean
Slow Motion – Trey Songz
Top Sex Artists In Australia
John Williams
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Ninja Sex Party
Sex Pistols
Enrique Iglesias
Rihanna
The Weeknd
Omarion
Drake
Cigarettes After Sex
Via Gizmodo.
