Did you know that having email notifications on your phone increases your stress tenfold? It’s the truth friends, and when we live with devices and social media platforms plugged into every orifice finding a little ‘me time’ can be a tad difficult. Lucky for us, Brisbane chillers Muddy Chanter are something of experts on the matter, and they’ll be spreading the love on their Keep It Flaccid joint tour with Walken. So if you’re having trouble living a life without stress have a gander at these 6 solutions.
Are you feeling stressed and anxious more often than not? Ahead of their big Keepin It Flaccid tour Muddy Chanter reveal 6 ways to keep life chill.
1. Set up a sprinkler and gaze into the mist
Nothing screams “relief” like a boardie-worn afternoon under the sprinkler at your neighbour’s place.
2. Track down your best mate from pre-school and organise a candlelit dinner
Sometimes you just need to revisit the past and it puts things into perspective. Life doesn’t seem so bad when you see what Billy from Coolnwynpin State School has been up to after all these years.
3. Purchase a variety of Bic lighters and hand them out to your mates
Giving back to those in need is always a rewarding feeling.
4. Surrounding yourself with objects which have no edges or corners
This is more of a reassurance tool for the future. There’s no room for error if you provide yourself with the correct environment.
5. Plan a trip to Greece, but never follow through with it
Some days it’s just nice to have something to look forward to, I guess.
6. Wind off the day with a big bowl of delicious greens for dinner
Nothing can shake off a bad vibe quite like a big bowl of greens and a table chat with the fellas. Not only will you feel fresh and funky in no time, but you’ll also grow up to be BIIIIIG and STROOOOONG despite your now soft and shriveled exterior.
You can catch Muddy Chanter and their buddies Walken keepin’ it flaccid on their joint tour kicking off this Saturday.
Saturday February 27 – Bearded Lady, Brisbane
Friday March 4- Spotted Cow, Toowoomba
Thursday March 10- New Tatts Hotel, Lismore
Saturday March 12- Record Crate, Sydney
Thursday March 17- Bald Faced Stag, Sydney
Friday March 18- Moruya Bowlo, Moruya
Saturday March 19- Rad Bar, Wollongong
Friday March 25- The Tote, Melbourne
Saturday March 26- Musicman Megastore, Bendigo
Saturday April 2- 4ZZZ Carpark, Brisbane (all ages)
